Bawdy disco pants story #1

Christmas 1997, I thought I would wear retro...disco era duds to a
christmas party. 

The shirt, well I improvised, unbuttoned a few from
the top and viola.

The pants I had, tan gabardine tight and bell at
the bottoms. Very pricey at the time and well made. 
I pulled them on and, behold, I still fit into them (size 29). 

I zipped them up andstood in front of Lynne for her critique.

"Well, they fit really good, but we will have to see if that will come out." 

I looked down to see where she was pointing and there straddling the 
fly were distinct red lipstick marks, circa 1983. 

Cest la disco nes pas?