STARRMAN: ?

 PREZ179: i never brok the laws in this country

 STARRMAN: nd if so, did you or anyone on yr staff advise ms lewnisky 

PREZ179: there is no sxual rltnshp

 STARRMAN: to conceal infmtn re this rltnshp?

 STARRMAN: did you say you did no break the laws OF this cntry or IN this country ?

 PREZ179: that's a very good question an im glad you aksed

 PREZ179: you know, as i was on my way to this hearing, i stopt over at one of the pubic schools

 PREZ179: the schools right here in the captial, and one of they students, a real

 PREZ179: really bright young girl. of 9 yrs old i should say, and a really bright kid, said

 to me mr president my name is shaniquah and im wodnering

 FunBOY: age/sex check?

 STARRMAN: well, to return to my previous line of questioning, when you were

 STARRMAN: deposed in the orgnl puala jones suit on or about dec TK 1997, we

 STARRMAN: were yr answers to those questions trthful to the best of yr knowldge?

 PANTSER666: PRIMUS SUUUUCCCKKKKKSSSSSS!!!!!!

 PREZ179: nd it ocurred to me that little shaniqa's question was something th

 PREZ179: that all americans would like to know

 FunBOY: whatev, im audi

 STARRMAN: mr prsndtn, as you know, yr counsel bruce lidnsey has already testi

 STARRMAN: testified, and id like to remind yuo that any deviation btwn yr testimony and his will olny prolong this question period. For the 

STARRMAN: purpose of this testimony, we are defining sexul relations as

 LiveKOKO: nipple orange

 STARRMAN: any physical contact with the anus

 DrPPatrsn: Koko was commenting on an orange shirt I was wearing earlier. She

 DrPPatrsn: uses "nipple" to rhyme with "people". She doesn't actaully sign teh word "people"

 STARRMAN: any contact with the gentials

 PREZ179: i have had no sxl rltns with gentiles

 STARRMAN: , heavy petting, oral or anzl stimulation of the genitals, cunnilingus,

 HAVEACOW34: does anybody know about using eudora after installing office 98,,?

 STARRMAN: fellation, rogering, felching, coprophagy, sensual use of emetics, di

 STARRMAN: uretics, or enemas, heavy (but not lite) b&D, and certain forms of role

 STARRMAN: playing

 Zutzut5: thre's a role playing game at columbia, well barnard, but it's too "lite" for my 

PANTSER666: PRIMUS SUUUUCCCKKKKKSSSSSS!!!!!!

 PREZ179: am not currnetly engagin in any of these activieities

 JDEAN74:: What does KoKo feel abtou Ndume - koko's mating parnter?

 LiveKOKO: bad

 LiveKOKO: toilet

 LiveKOKO: nipple

 FunBOY: Whoa! ( : o )

 DrPPatrsn: I think it's about dinner time for Koko now

 LiveKOKO: penny let koko talk!

 HAVEACOW34: seems to be buggy. ms mail doesn't work to well for me

 HAVEACOW34: there's a security bug in ms mail

 DrPPatrsn: Ok, she's ready for dinner!

 LiveKOKO: penny noodge. penny need rltnshp

 PREZ179: dr patterson, i am so fascinated by the work yr doing with the talking monkey

 PREZ179: i was wodnering if you would like to move over to a diffrnet room

 PREZ179: and you and i could discuss this matter

 DrPPatrsn: thatnks, um, that wuold be great, but i don't know how koko would feel

 LiveKOKO: koko feel nipple

 HAVEACOW34: how bout the office version of word 7? it creates "hmtl" as a bluelink text

 STARRMAN: Please just answer the question. At any time did you have contact with ms lewniski's

 LiveKOKO: nipple

 STARRMAN: set of talking points?

 PREZ179: man, you sound like a broken record. I think the american people want this

 PREZ179: invstigation to be over so i can get back to doing the people

 HAVEACOW34: that opens a new brwoser even when u click on it by mistake>

 PREZ179: doing the people's business. koko, dr p, whaddaya say?

 STARRMAN: we are at a stage of gathreing information, and i'd like to wrap this up quickly

 PREZ179: this invstgtin has been goin g on for 5 yrs. are we hoping for a quik conclusion?

 STARRMAN: i'm asking the questions here

 PREZ179: well you suck

 STARRMAN: YOU suck!

 PANTSER666: PRIMUS SUUUUCCCKKKKKSSSSSS!!!!!!

 Zutzut5: i like the way that looks writtne on the screen-"suck"

 STARRMAN: we still have a good deal of material to cover here,

 PREZ179: and i will cover it quickly by saying as clearly as i can:

 PREZ179: i can affirmatively say no, i am not currently having sxl rltns with that woman

 PREZ179: as i affirmed back in janaury

 STARRMAN: my question is not are you currently. have you ever at any time

 STARRMAN: been felltaed by ms lweinsky?

 PREZ179: fellations were made,,

 PREZ179: but id like to address anbotyher question... 

KNEEpad306: god you are such a lier Big Creep!!!!!

 STARRMAN: ms l, please wait for the cross examination period

 Zutzut5: trials are a mild turnon

 KNEEpad306: think how youd feel

 KNEEpad306: if your reptuation was just totally ruined! 

PREZ179: i think we can all agree that in a country such as ours, a woman like

 PREZ179: this woman - ms lewnisky can speak her miind freely. and that's a freedom

 PREZ179: we take for granted all to often.

 ALGORE2K:tipper was saying to me just this morning that this is a great example of

 ALGORE2K: how the info highway is making govt more responsvie to the amcn people...

 KNEEpad306: u know what he calls his di(k?

 KNEEpad306: air force one!

 KNEEpad306: MEN suck!

 LiveKOKO: apple bad

 DrPPatrsn: koko associats "apple" with "men", so she's agreeing

 KNEEpad306: you go girl!

 LiveKOKO: you go gorilla

 HAVEACOW34: anybody out threre ever see the hall of tortureed souls easter egg in excel?

 PREZ179: 306, i fl yr p!

 KNEEpad306: god id like to murder you if you werent so cute

 PREZ179: im afraid ive got an emergency oval office briefing on the crisis in iraq iraq

 PREZ179: im looking forward to answergin all the spec prsoecutor's questions, sooner rathter than later.

 PREZ179: Bye

 KNEEpad306: Bye

 STARRMAN: as for the last question....

 STARRMAN: ??????

 STARRMAN: well that's it. ive got trash to take out, and im supposed to breif 

STARRMAN: jackie judd on some of this stuff later

 Zutzut5: so yr just leaving me here alone? what about me

 STARRMAN: well sorry, but young women who hang around me get nothing but

 STARRMAN: abuse, humiliation and harrassment

 Zutzut5: is that all?

 STARRMAN: well, also torture, coercion, shame and violation.

 Zutzut5: hmm. give me your email address and ill send you my phone #

 STARRMAN: kenny@wiretap.gov

 Zutzut5: Bye

 STARRMAN: Bye

 HAVEACOW34: anybody have a problem with ie 4 crashing often>?

 LiveKOKO: you have to throw out the old version before starting ie 4. Ms has a version on their site that fixes the mail security bug. check it out.